For the Love of Meg Ryan's Face

Every single day people across the country Google things like: Meg Ryan plastic surgery, why not to get plastic surgery, and Meg Ryan's scary face. They are directed to my little ole' blog. So hello there Meg Ryan enthusiast’s, the plastic surgery curious, and those who are opposed to the Meg's new face.


For you, I gift the following:

“I think when Hollywood is done with me, I will probably be done with it. I’m not interested in playing those stock characters any more and I don’t feel sad that I don’t get those kind of offers.”

Brody Jenner has stupid hair thanks to Avril Lavigne

  When I was in high school there was this girl in my geometry class who started dating the dude who sat next to me. After about week of dating she went a little nuts and started scribbling his name along with hearts in permanent marker all over her jeans. The day after that she had made little messages with a label maker that read "Mike loves Kim" and placed them on various vending machines and lockers around the school. He dumped her like two days later.

Today I saw that Brody Jenner did this stupidness to his head for his new girlfriend Avril Lavigne.  Totally reminded of the crazy chick from my geometry class.  I smell a break-up in the works.  No one likes needy.