Brody Jenner has stupid hair thanks to Avril Lavigne

  When I was in high school there was this girl in my geometry class who started dating the dude who sat next to me. After about week of dating she went a little nuts and started scribbling his name along with hearts in permanent marker all over her jeans. The day after that she had made little messages with a label maker that read "Mike loves Kim" and placed them on various vending machines and lockers around the school. He dumped her like two days later.

Today I saw that Brody Jenner did this stupidness to his head for his new girlfriend Avril Lavigne.  Totally reminded of the crazy chick from my geometry class.  I smell a break-up in the works.  No one likes needy.