Shart face

I overheard the following conversation between Andrew and Jacob while they were putting together a Lego spaceship in the living room,


Jacob: "Number 4 is diarrhea."

Andrew:"No, #3 is Diarrhea! There aren't 4 different levels of pooing!"

Jacob: "It goes like this , #1 pee, #2 poo, #3 Sharts, #4 diarrhea."

Andrew:"What does shart mean?"

Jacob:" A poo fart."

Andrew: "Oh, those are the worst! I had to throw my underwear away in the bathroom at school once because of one of those."


Welcome to my sometimes disgusting world of raising boys!