swimsuit season

In pursuit of the best swim suit for my body type I bought two new suits with plans on returning the one that looks the stupidest. I love retro 1950's looking suits so I am hoping at least on of these will work. The all over black one is from lands end and is supposed to take 10lbs off, I severly doubt that though. The black one with teal accents is from urban outfitters. The cover up is from lands end as well.