Monday, October 26, 2009

Santa Claus is a fake

Yesterday Amelia informed me that "Santa Claus is not real momeeee!"

The day before, over dinner,  Andrew's best friend filled me in on the fact that they are learning about sex in science class.  When I looked shocked Andrew explained:

"Mom, We're just learning about the flowers but basically it's sex, okay.  We get it. I know what sex is"

I am not ready for my ten year old to use the word sex in a sentence.  In fact I am still not ready to use the word sex in a sentence with my own mother.  My catholic repressed side is screaming from the inside.

They are growing up too fast.  The next thing I know Jacob will be sprouting arm pit hair and Andrew will have Acne coupled with a smoking problem.

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